TKE Theta Epsilon Neophyte Telephone Speech 1968
Oh most immanent personage, thou whose voice shall soon smite my ears as the melodious voice of Olympus, I, a lowly Neophyte of Tau Kappa Epsilon Fraternity, the world's largest international fraternity, with over three hundred active chapters, will thou please impart to me they message of most in-estimate able import, that I might grovel in supreme ecstasy!